Otherwise known as a make up for not posting.
Step 1:
Go to the lawn with the least leaves (as to not discourage yourself too quickly) and become depressed that Autumn is already receding, although it's only the first week of October.
Step 2:
Begin preparing your mind to tackle the worst job first. There's no denying it.
Just look at these prickly, sly monsters.
Take a REALL good look so that rage and fury can enter your soul and fuel your inevitable victory.
Step 3:
Rake, hack and fling at these innumerable foes with your tenacious grip until you've gathered a pile. (A few choice battle cries can help kick the smaller piles together)
Note: Stomping on the pile discouraged, as it only disperses your hard work as you flatten it.
Step 4:
Despair at further dispersing of your enemies when piling onto a tarp. Then, run into the woods while dragging the tarp to minimize your chances of being murdered or eaten, (clearly no time or hands for pictures in this step).
Step 5:
Lastly, take a look at the leaves around that have already fallen that you (or a family member) must rake. Notice more pine needles among the leaves.
Retreat to contemplate from inside how many more leaves and pine needles will fall.